Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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