Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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