Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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