can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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