We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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