well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Come see our sink grown plant.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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