What a fucking waste of an outfit
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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