HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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