It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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