Do you still have your period?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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