So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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