I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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