White coat. Heels.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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