bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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