I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.