I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years