dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone