I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
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I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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