He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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