that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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