I haven't been this sober since birth.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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