you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
handjob tips. give me some.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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