awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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