my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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