i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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