Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize