Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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