I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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