We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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