he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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