hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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