we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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