Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
