If i come over, it means nothing
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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