I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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