whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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