do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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