Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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