your room smells of hookers.
And success
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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