well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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