you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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