I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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