How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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