He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
As shirtless as possible
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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