hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
there was a trapeze. enough said
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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