btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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