good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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