Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You were trust falling into bushes
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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