Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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