Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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