Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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