yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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