its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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