Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
BRING THE BAGELS
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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