We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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