Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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