Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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