fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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