I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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