quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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