Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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