You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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