okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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